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Until Recently Unwritten Movie Laws
7-20-05
Introduction
The motion picture was brought to the United States by inventor Thomas Edison in 1896. His Vitascope projector opened a portal into a branch of entertainment that would change the world forever. There are some glitches with this portal, and not quite everything makes sense. There are certain properties of this portal that seem to bend the world that we see through it in the oddest ways, yet for the most part, we don't notice. I've set out to record these properties, and list them below (in the order I thought of them). Because there will probably be so many of these, I've decided not to put them in the navigation bar to the left.
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7-20-05
Robots will become "self aware" and take over the world
2
7-21-05
A man with a pistol is better than an army of machine guns